slightly knurd

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, which has been edited to my own satisfaction

 

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

eatingcroutons:

iguessthatsworthalook:

requiodile:

inspectahradio:

darksstars:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMP OVER THE LAZY DOG 

eh?  

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPOVERTHELZYDOG 

Well that’s weird

TE QUICK BROWN OX UMPS OER TE LAZY DOG

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

….what in the actual fuck?

THEUIKROWFOJUPSOERTHELAYDOG

THEUIKROWFOJUPSOERTHELAYDOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

I don’t even think my keyboard is trying.

astolat:

Tom Hiddleston dancing behind the scenes of photo shoot adfjhkasdf

I will grant you that this is from January, but tumblr you are still fired for my not having seen this before because I feel this should have been reblogged on my dashboard on at least a weekly basis. :(

Somehow I never got around to watching this.

REMEDIED.

exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and Fanboys

carororo:

hils-k:

bringmehsomepie:

patheticfangirl:

This is my letter to angry fanboys.

First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround us, so anything that allows us to bond is fantastic.

What I don’t love are angry fanboys (I wish there were a different word for them). I don’t love being scoffed at when I jump excitedly at finding a comic. I don’t love being told that, if I didn’t like something, it’s because it wasn’t “meant for chicks.” I don’t love the notion that I’m not a real fan because I have two X chromosomes and like to look at the Avengers cast. And I sure as hell don’t love my online interests (particularly shipping) being looked down on by the people who do this:

(Comment on a negative Rotten Tomatoes review of The Avengers.)

(Message in my inbox. Way to be an anonymous coward.)

(Comment on the the SHH boards.)

That last one’s fairly tame. It followed a (now deleted) comment that went something to the effect of this: “Tumblr is sick. I can’t even browse the Avengers tag because of all the fangirls posting porn.”

Well, you know what? I’m not sorry.

I’m not sorry my enjoyment of fandom is different from yours.

Maybe my time would be better spent bitching at reviewers and complaining that Black Widow made it to film before Ant-Man. But that’s not what I choose to do. I choose to draw. I choose to write fanfic. I choose to share podcasts and make comic book recommendations. I choose to be positive (when I’m not pissed of at people like you anyway).

I’m not sorry you sometimes stumble upon sexualized male characters.

You know why? Because of this:

(Zatanna’s new “costume”)

And this:

(Starfire)

And this:

(Heroes for Hire #13)

And, finally, this:

(Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, and TITS AND ASS!)

You get to ogle comic book characters constantly. You get to ogle movie characters constantly. And you know what? While I have a problem with the double standard in comics, that is your right. Women are sexy.

But if I want to put Iron Man and Captain America on the cover of The Notebook or pose them like Cyclops and Jean Grey, I’m going to do it. And I think I have the right to without being thought of as some sort of freak.

(Shameless self-promotion.)

How is the way I enjoy my hobby less healthy than the way you enjoy yours? How am I the one who’s inappropriate? I think it’s because I sexualize male characters instead of female ones.

I’m not sorry that makes you uncomfortable.

(“Leave the Avengers aloooonnneeeee!”)

(Wasp would never say this.)

I’m not sorry you’re a homophobe.

Actually, I kind of am. Exploring alternate sexual orientations isn’t “defamation of character.” It’s 2012, for crying out loud. I’m not a lesbian (or curious for that matter) but I can appreciate the Spider-Woman/Ms.Marvel pairing and the occasional Pepper/Natasha fic. The world of internet fandom has a lot to offer you if you let it.

I’m not sorry for shipping.

Shipping is glorious. I ship because it’s nice to think that these epic heroes have equally epic romances. Some of the fanfic out there is better written than a lot of comic books. Some of the fanart is better than real comic book art (looking at you, Rob Liefeld). Some of the things I ship are canon (Spider-Man/MJ). Others aren’t.

(Not canon.)

There’s a misconception that fangirls are only interested in male/male pairings. Some of them are, and who cares? That’s their right. But the assumption just isn’t true. There’s a reason Natasha/Clint is popular among movie fans. There’s a reason Tony/Pepper is popular. Those characters have boatloads of chemistry.

Then again, so do Loki/Thor, Tony/Bruce, and Tony/Steve. Don’t want ladies to overwhelmingly ship male characters together? Make a movie with more than one female lead. We can’t help it that The Avengers is a sausage party.

We are going to ship. We are going to ship loudly and proudly and there’s nothing you can do about it. I suggest you stop complaining and jump on the bandwagon. You might be surprised at how much you enjoy fangirls when you get to know us. We have a sense of humor. We have a sense of fun. We just happen to also have a strong sense of romance and a thing for attractive men.

So sue us.

*STANDING OVATION*

Bless this post

So much this

Oh, I’m sorry, are people sexualizing your gender and then putting it on the internet in a way that makes you uncomfortable?  Welcome to every single day for women.

introspectivenavelgazer:

cacchieressa:

nestofstraightlines:

I figured I might as well mark this inaugural post of my foray into Tumblr with something of tremendous stupidity. Thus!
Commander Sam Vimes is Ironhead (I was also considering Copperman or Stoneface).Captain Carrot Ironfounderson is Captain Ankh-Morpork And Its Supporting Rural Environs.Sergeant Detritus is The Incredible Splatter. It’s like a Hulk, only splattier.Sergeant Fred Colon is Wowhawk, expert marksman whose arrows seek out dragons’ voonerables even - no especially - if it’s a million-to-one shot.Captain Angua Von Uberwold is Blonde Wolf. She spends a lot of her time pissed off, not least because somehow ‘Blonde Wolf’ fails somehow to sound as sexy and mysterious as ‘Black Widow’ or ‘Scarlet Witch’.Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is (sorry) Phwoar.They are brought together by the shadowy Havelock Vetinari, Agent of W.A.T.C.H. (probably) to protect the Disc from threats the like of which it has never - well, yet another cataclysmic threat, anyway.The background elements which are stock, and the Tower of Art belongs to Jack Saxon.

Ahahahahaha this is PERFECT.

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN.

Oh my goodness this is fantastic! But where is Corporal Nobbs?
are they fighting Nobbs

introspectivenavelgazer:

cacchieressa:

nestofstraightlines:

I figured I might as well mark this inaugural post of my foray into Tumblr with something of tremendous stupidity. Thus!

Commander Sam Vimes is Ironhead (I was also considering Copperman or Stoneface).

Captain Carrot Ironfounderson is Captain Ankh-Morpork And Its Supporting Rural Environs.

Sergeant Detritus is The Incredible Splatter. It’s like a Hulk, only splattier.

Sergeant Fred Colon is Wowhawk, expert marksman whose arrows seek out dragons’ voonerables even - no especially - if it’s a million-to-one shot.

Captain Angua Von Uberwold is Blonde Wolf. She spends a lot of her time pissed off, not least because somehow ‘Blonde Wolf’ fails somehow to sound as sexy and mysterious as ‘Black Widow’ or ‘Scarlet Witch’.

Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is (sorry) Phwoar.

They are brought together by the shadowy Havelock Vetinari, Agent of W.A.T.C.H. (probably) to protect the Disc from threats the like of which it has never - well, yet another cataclysmic threat, anyway.


The background elements which are stock, and the Tower of Art belongs to Jack Saxon.

Ahahahahaha this is PERFECT.

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN.

Oh my goodness this is fantastic! But where is Corporal Nobbs?

are they fighting Nobbs

I want to draw

japankasasagi:

hadeshorn:

but I don’t know what I want to draw.

I mean, I want to draw a Thor/Labyrinth crossover in which Loki accidentally wishes Thor away to the goblin kingdom

but then I think Loki’d be better as the Goblin King himself.

And THEN I want to draw Eidolon Loki, which I’ve been meaning to do forever

or follow up on my merloki picture with loki caught in fisherman!thor’s net

or some stuff with my imperial agent in swtor

or I could draw porn, that’s always a temptation

You could draw porn of Mermaid-loki, who was sucked into a whirlpool that just happened to be a portal to the Sea of Tears, and was then caught in a fisherman’s net in said ocean and then brought before Thor the Goblin King in a crystal case as tribute from the shore-tribes..?  ;D

…working on it

I want to draw

but I don’t know what I want to draw.

I mean, I want to draw a Thor/Labyrinth crossover in which Loki accidentally wishes Thor away to the goblin kingdom

but then I think Loki’d be better as the Goblin King himself.

And THEN I want to draw Eidolon Loki, which I’ve been meaning to do forever

or follow up on my merloki picture with loki caught in fisherman!thor’s net

or some stuff with my imperial agent in swtor

or I could draw porn, that’s always a temptation